Johnny Depp & Big Heart

Johnny Depp, track 5. on TwinsTown’s debut album Brankholm Brae, is 3 minutes and 3 seconds of laid back, chilled out indie pop. It starts off like The Kinks and the quirky feel grows as we’re treated to some tuneful backing vocals from Billy George and Ben Sharp, followed by a guitar solo from Stuart Mackay.

Mark Guyan’s keys feature prominently throughout but are always held back neatly as the song bubbles along nicely. This is not the power pop you might expect from TwinsTown.

This is more Belle and Sebastian than Elvis Costello and the Attractions. Mark isn’t banging it out here, like say, Steve Nieve, with his aggressive fingerwork firing Costello’s rant on Radio Radio. An angry rant directed against the BBC’s censorship of the Sex Pistols’ God Save the Queen. No, this is Mark cajoling the TwinsTown boys to play nice, straighten up and fly right.

As always, it’s first class producing from Robin Wynn Evans at Tpot Studios, Path of Condie.

As the penultimate track on Side One of Brankholm Brae, Johnny Depp ambles us towards half-time. Just one more, Big Heart, before turning over. For all the convenience of CDs and streaming, there’s something great about vinyl. It does sound better. That’s not a myth. There’s a quality to records you just don’t get with digital.

Johnny Depp is track 5. on Brankholm Brae, TwinsTown’s stunning debut album available to pre-order now.

The End of Side One

Side One ends with Big Heart, featuring my favourite bass line on Brankholm Brae. I had the pleasure of being there, in the room, the studio at Tpot Studios, as Harry Dixon was laying down the bass. The versatile guitar man looked stressed, although his playing was unaffected and the end result is excellent.

Big Heart is track 6. on 12-track Brankholm Brae, the stunning debut album from TwinsTown.

Harry, best known as a lead guitarist who likes to “FLARE IT!” by giving his pedals laldy, seems concerned and self-conscious on bass, but he doesn’t disappoint.

Actually, I’ve just uploaded the video I shot of Harry doing the last take for the bass line on Big Heart. People tell me it’s too long to be interesting but I like it. Just switch off after 30 seconds if you get bored.

In this video you can hear the track in the background as I wrapped headphones around the camera mic.

Harry Dixon on bass recording Big Heart.

Beyond Harry, the other TwinsTown boys aren’t too shabby either and I love the Big Heart lyrics.

You’ve got a big heart
What’s the use, it’s been nothing but heartache and abuse
You’ve got a big heart but you don’t use it
It’s been nothing but a burden and nuisance

TwinsTown, Big Heart

Yes, TwinsTown have a sensitive side. Big Heart tells us they’re all lovely, sensitive wee souls, fragile in the face of heartbreak and lost love. It comes like an antidote to the proceeding song, the slightly cynical, Johnny Depp, and ultimately looks on the brightside.

I’m reproducing all the lyrics here in these posts and if you look far below you’ll find Big Heart. The lads are pouring their hearts out. Here’s another snippet.

You’ve got a big heart, open up and let it loose
Your keeping it tighter than a knot in a noose
You’ve got a big heart but you’ve no patience your pulse has done a runner on another palpitation!!!

TwinsTown, Big Heart

The Big Heart exclamation marks are the songwriters’ own work and they make me think happy endings are a surprise in the works of TwinsTown. Anyway, surprise, surprise, here comes the sun, it’s the optimistic song ending…

Get high on a Monday, fly onto Sunday, try and maybe one day I’ll,
I’ll get by!!!

TwinsTown, Big Heart

Just getting by isn’t the happiest of happy endings but in the context of completing Side One it’s positively glowing.

Welcome to my World is full of betrayal and trauma. Spitfire is war; a rockin’ anti-Nazi classic. Johnny Depp reminds us there’s a world of abuse and calculating narcissists out there, although we all know Johnny won a huge court victory in the end.

Then comes Big Heart sending love and kisses to all, and hope, don’t forget hope. Let’s hope Side Two can live up to the rollercoaster ride that is Side One.

TwinsTown’s Brankholm Brae Side One.

Signs of songs to come

In case you’re wondering why I have wee road signs for the songs, Brankholm Brae is a road in Rosyth and we did expect the cover art for the back of the album to be a photograph of the whole band pictured with the actual Brankholm Brae road sign. However, due to Covid-19, we didn’t manage to get everyone together for a photoshoot. My camera was only able to snap lonely snowdrifts and the like.

Side One of Brankholm Brae.

TwinsTown’s stunning debut album Brankholm Brae is available to pre-order – link to Bandcamp

TwinsTown – Brankholm Brae. Available to pre-order now.

Early Bird Offer

Produced by Robin Wynn Evans, whose credits include Manic Street Preachers and The View, Brankholm Brae in pristine limited edition white vinyl is available to pre-order now for the early bird price of only £20. Released on Christmas Eve the full price will be £25.

Click here to buy Brankholm Brae on Bandcamp.

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And now, the moment you’ve been waiting for, the exciting story of making the debut album continues…

Brankholm Brae Photo Story

EPISODE THREE

Don’t Lose Your Head

It’s time for a break from recording at Brankholm Brae and Wayne’s enjoying a seat in the sun.
Mark is having a stroll in shades, Ainsley Harriott T., and leather jacket.
Bit warm for a jacket, but looking cool.
Donald is enjoying a can in his Wolves T.
Harry’s having a lie down.
Stuart is getting a cuddle, and giving us the sign of peace.
Uh-oh, so far, so good, but now it’s time for a medieval beheading.
Can down.
Head on the block.
Axe man ready!
Bigger swing required.
A swing and a miss. Donald is smiling.
All is well.

The Brankholm Brae Artists

Donald and Stuart Mackay.
Stuart Mackay with a cheeky wee smile.
Mark Guyan, rope climbing a speciality.
Mark Guyan in a serious mood.
The Wasp, possibly pronounced Waasp, Wayne Robertson.
The Duke, Harry Dixon.
The less said the better.
I want you!

“We’re about writing songs, and if we don’t sing them, who will?”

Donald Mackay, A State of Mind podcast

The Brankholm Brae Song Lyrics

WELCOME TO MY WORLD

Welcome to My World is the opening track on Brankholm Brae the stunning debut album from TwinsTown.

Welcome to My World

Intro
Look at all the faces, look at all the faces
Look at all the places, all the places

Verse 1
Welcome to my world, it would be nice to get to know you,
It would be nice to get to know me!!!
For every smile from them that’s so true
There’s a side to them you don’t see
Knowing me it’ll be something I’ve said
I’d take it back but it was all in my head
I guess I should face the vital fact
That boy ain’t ever coming back!!!

Chorus
I think”ll be quite alright if I pass them and they don’t smile
I think il be quite alright if I pass them and they don’t smile
If they don’t look me in the eyes

Instrumental
Look at all the faces, look at all the faces
Look at all the places,

Verse 2
Welcome to my world, I think I’m okay man i must be feeling brave
I just got the shakes like someone stood on my grave
I must of deserved it !!!
nobody’s perfect !!
There’s a table in hell
And I just reserved it !!!
I spy with my little eyes something beginning with lies
I spy with my little eyes something beginning with lies

Chorus

I think I’ll be quite alright if I pass them and they don’t smile
I think I’ll be quite alright if I pass them and they don’t smile
If they don’t look me in the eyes

Solo

YEAH LOOK ME IN THE EYES!

Chorus

Breakdown

WELCOME TO MY WORLD !!!

The end

Music and lyrics by Stuart and Donald Mackay

SPITFIRE

Spitfire is the second track on TwinsTown’s stunning debut album, Brankholm Brae.

Spitfire
Intro

Verse 1
Attention please I got something to say
You ain’t gonna like it so I’ll say it anyway
Open up your ears and fucking listen to me
I’m tired eh talking over you and she,
She is walking all over your dreams!!!

Chorus
Cos am a Spitfire, I’m a rocket machine
Turn of your talking when you’re talking to me
Yeah I’m a Spitfire, I’m a rocket machine so turn of your talking, turn off your talking!!!

Instrumental

Verse 2
I’ve got horsepower hidden under my jeans
So take off your clothes and take a jump on me
you’ll be cooling down baby when you’re done with me
Cos I’m burning up the sky at 200 degrees

Chorus
I’m a spitfire, I’m a rocket machine
Turn off your talking when you’re talking to me
Yeah I’m a spitfire, I’m a rocket machine
Turn off your talking, turn off your talking

Breakdown drum and bass solo with speech from Churchill or big daddy

Chorus
I’m a spitfire, I’m a rocket machine
Turn off your talking when you’re talking to me
Yeah I’m a spitfire, I’m a Rocket machine
Turn off your talking, turn off your talking

Instrumental

Verse 3
I spend my time shooting the breeze
And your a bit to close for comfort are you my enemy
I’m engaged for fire so try me and see
Yeah your a bit to close for comfort
This is world war 3!!!

Chorus
I’m a spitfire, I’m a rocket machine
Turn off your talking when your talking to me
Yeah I’m a spitfire, I’m a Rocket machine
Turn off your talking, turn off your talking

Outro

SPITFIRE!!!!

The End

Music and lyrics by Donald and Stuart Mackay

LAST ROMANCE

I’m taking the sliproad left. No walking barefoot doon The Glen for me.

Last Romance
Intro

Barefoot we were walking down the glen Like the Flintstones!!
Signing “YABA DABA DOO!!”
BAREFOOT! We were walking down the Glen Like The STONES !!!!

Verse 1
Hail stones and ecstasy dodging in and outta town
No mobile phones just you and me
No one else around !!!

Chorus
I’m still stuck on my last romance
It’s such a shame I’m not with you
I’m still stuck on my last romance
So what what’s new !!!

Verse 2
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Now I’ve got this song
fucking stuck in my head

I thought we were in love
But I guess I failed your test
Because your little miss perfect
And you know best !!!

Chorus
I’m still stuck on my last romance
It’s such a shame I’m not with you
I’m still stuck on my last romance
So what’s new

Instrumental

Middle 8th
You don’t know how it feels
You don’t know how it feels

Chorus
End

Music and lyrics by Donald and Stuart Mackay

SOMETHING NEW

Something New introduces TwinsTown’s new line up for the recording of debut album Brankholm Brae. Green light coming soon.

Something New
Intro

Verse 1
There’s not many rules I obey
When I want something new
So give me the tools to go play
Cos I want something new

Bridge
Apart from a three grand bass bill to pay
And a half a dozen IOU’s
A guitar other people would kill to play
Man I’ve got nothing to lose

Instrumental

Verse 2
I’m the man with the Masterplan
My head is full of things I want to do
I’m the man and I’ll make my stand
Just to make my dreams come true

Bridge
Apart from my guitar and my yellow MG
There’s probably nothing else you need to know about me
Apart from the fact my scalp is finally free
I’ve got nothing to lose

Instrumental

Verse 3
The Twins are back that’s a matter of fact
And they’re back with The Wasp and The Duke!!!
What you see is what you get
And what you hear man you’ll never forget

Bridge
Apart from a three grand bass bill to pay
And a half a dozen IOU’s
A guitar other people would kill to play
Man I got nothing to lose

Outro

So
Here’s to something New!!!!

The End

Music and lyrics by Donald and Stuart Mackay

JOHNNY DEPP

Johnny Depp is track 5. on Brankholm Brae, TwinsTown’s stunning debut album available to pre-order now.

Johnny Depp

Intro

Verse 1
Yesterday was not easy, I woke up with a hangover from hell
You refused to please me, if you were up for it I just couldn’t tell
So I walked out with my tail between legs
I walked home In the pouring rain, all the sexual frustration was driving me insane !!!

Chorus
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Give me one girl that I won’t forget
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Blow me away !!!

Verse 2
Why you holding back on me,
Let me keep my dignity
Try to understand that I’m a man
And I need your hand

Middle 8th
I wish you’d start seducing me
It’s a sin
The way that your using me
Is a sin
I wish you’d start seducing me
Let me in
You gotta let me in
Let me in!!!!

Instrumental: (guitar solo)
Chorus
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Give me one girl that I won’t forget
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Blow me away !!!
Chorus
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Give me one girl that I won’t forget
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Blow me away !!!

THE END

Music and lyrics by Donald and Stuart Mackay

BIG HEART

Big Heart is track 6. on 12-track Brankholm Brae, the stunning debut album from TwinsTown.

Big Heart

Intro

Verse 1
You’ve got a big heart
What’s the use, it’s been nothing but heartache and abuse
You’ve got a big heart but you don’t use it
It’s been nothing but a burden and nuisance

Short Chorus
I’m pouring out my big heart
I’m pouring out my big heart
I’m pouring out My big heart
And I’m poorly now!!!

Verse 2
You’ve got a big heart, open up and let it loose
Your keeping it tighter than a knot in a noose
You’ve got a big heart but you’ve no patience your pulse has done a runner on another palpitation !!!

Full Chorus
I’m pouring out my big heart
I’m pouring out my big heart
I’m pouring out my big heart
And I’m poorly now

When I fall, I dunno if I’m falling in love
Or for her
And when I fall, when I fall am I falling !!!
I get high on a Monday, fly onto Sunday, if I try then maybe one day I’ll
Get high on a Monday, fly onto Sunday, try and maybe one day I’ll,
I’ll get by!!!

Solo

Verse 3
You’ve got a big heart open up and let it loose
Your keeping it tighter than a knot in a noose
You’ve got a big heart but you’ve no patience
Your pulse has done a runner on another Palpitation

Full Chorus

The End

Music and lyrics by Stuart and Donald Mackay

The Album

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