Dive In, Lo Siento & Wrath of the Rum

Dive In delivers a spritely start to Side Two of Brankholm Brae, the stunning debut album from TwinsTown.

The song was created when Donald Mackay was jamming with Ben Sharp and Ben’s two friends. Ben had devised the chords but had to leave. Donald offered to write a song with Ben’s chords. When Ben returned Dive In was almost done and dusted.

It’s funny how the best songs can take the shortest time, like Phil Oakey of the Human League and Giorgio Moroder writing Together in Electric Dreams in just 10 minutes. Later, Oakey complained, albeit tongue in cheek, that Human League songs taking weeks or months enjoyed less chart success.

Dive In is track 7. on Brankholm Brae. Opening Side Two of TwinsTown’s debut album with a bang!

I first heard Dive In via Facebook Live. It was an impromptu performance in Harry’s back garden, and I loved the hook, “…plenty more fish in the sea,” which was added by Stuart Mackay to fully complete Donald’s earlier work with Ben’s chords. Teamwork!

Dive in into my mind to find some new people
Leaving my past behind because I don’t need another sequel
Dive in for me I’m a shark in the water
There’s plenty more fish in the sea

TwinsTown, Dive In

Side One ends with the optimism of Big Heart and Dive In opens Side Two with a similar look at the upside of love and romance.

Track 7. Dive In follows Big Heart, the last song on Side One of TwinsTown’s Brankholm Brae.

Musically, the song is tight. It pushes along at pace, a steady, unrelenting pace all the way to the bridge, before climaxing with guitar, keys and drums finally breaking out. It’s both conventional and satisfying. It’s TwinsTown plays pop.

TwinsTown Talk

In recent weeks WhatsApp messages have hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons, however, here is the veritable Billy George on WhatsApp.

“You know what lads. I genuinely think this album [Brankholm Brae] is the best I’ve heard in many a year. I’m not saying this lightly. I’d like to congratulate each and every one of you. I’ve listened to it 3 times in a row with headphones on and it’s just an unrelenting work of joy. ❤️❤️”

“It’s got a bit of everything. Sacks full of melody, great lyrics, beautiful harmonies, awesome beats, booming bass, jazzy keyboards and walls and walls of guitar genius.”

Billy George, writing on WhatsApp

Lo Siento

Is Lo Siento a love song? I don’t know. I don’t speak Spanish.

Lo Siento is track 8. on TwinsTown’s stunning debut album, Brankholm Brae.

What I do know is that Lo Siento captures what it’s like to be a twentysomething on a Mediterranean holiday.

Actually, as I write this I have Top of the Pops on in the background, an episode from 1990, and Betty Boo is singing Where are you Baby? It takes me back…

I see Elton John was at no.11 that week with Sacrifice… and that’s me… back in TwinsTown. Please step away from the piano, Donald.

Lo Siento is an unassuming wee number hiding a dark heart about the perils of boys abroad and holiday encounters from the romantic to the, well, not so romantic.

Hiding behind booming love anthem Dive In as Brankholm Brae’s track 8., Lo Siento takes a wee walk on the wild side in an un-named Spanish resort.

I hate those ‘Brits Abroad’ type shows but this is more Britpop abroad, a very British coming-of-age tale; shedding school days angst for sexy señoritas and braggadocios.

Musically, it’s less Walk on the Wild Side with Lou Reed and more Wild World with Cat Stevens. There’s a wee hint of Spanish guitar and a flamenco feel as the song flirts with the mellow sounds of the seventies.

At a first listen, I thought, this has ‘album track’ written all over it, and that may be, however after several listens it becomes as interesting musically as it is lyrically. There’s much more going on here than you first imagine.

In conclusion, I’m not sure how the twins even got to Spain… Stuart only scoring a 7 in Geography!

Coming soon…

52 años a Par, la versión casi en blanco y negro de la portada de Jack Paton para Brankholm Brae de TwinsTown.

Brankholm Brae, el impresionante álbum debut de TwinsTown, saldrá este año.

Lo siento por favor perdóneme señorita.

Mire este espacio para más detalles.

¡Quedarse vivo!

Wrath of the Rum

Jackie Milburn was Newcastle United’s first iconic number 9. TwinsTown’s first iconic number 9. is, appropriately, Wrath of the Rum. For the young ‘uns who don’t know of Wor Jackie, think Alan Shearer. For Pars fans we have Charlie Dickson and John Watson.

Yes, Wrath of the Rum is THE iconic centre-forward of TwinsTown songs. Track 9. on Brankholm Brae is scattering defenders and scoring sonic goals for fun.

Some might say too much fun. Not me. I love it.

Wrath of the Rum, a classic TwinsTown anthem, shoulder-charging its way to become Brankholm Brae’s iconic track 9. The first name on the team sheet.

It’s the good and the bad
I feel cheap and I’m sad
And the ugly
I’m a creep and I’m mad
They’re all part of me
What a weekend we had
On OVD

TwinsTown, Wrath of the Rum

It starts with arguably the greatest ever TwinsTown pop reference, it’s my favourite film starring Lee Van Cleef (Clint Eastwood was in it too), The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Yabba dabba doo! Yes, it’s even better than the opening on Last Romance featuring The Flintstones.

When the chorus kicks in you kinda know it’s the wild wild west of Fife, not Tombstone, Arizona, but who’d have guessed Wellwood!?

Well well Wellwood
You think I’m misunderstood
Don’t you ever say no
Now I’m pished and I’m rude
To the devil you know
I threw my fist I felt good
On OVD

TwinsTown, Wrath of the Rum

Someone told me that, alongside pop accessibility and ironic posturing, indie rock is supposed to be authentic. Well, we have Johnny Depp for the ironic posturing and Dive In for pop accessibility. Wrath of the Rum is authentic.

It’s the wrath of the Rum
I just rattled someone
Got me under his thumb
But the battle ain’t won
He’s the Devil in me
Feel the wrath of my rum
My OVD

TwinsTown, Wrath of the Rum

Of course, for legal reasons, we have to point out that this is purely a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, events and incidents are the products of the authors’ imaginations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Oaft, glad I remembered to say that. What’s that you’re saying about law suits from Sergio Leone and Fred Flintstone?

Wrath of the Rum follows Dive In and Lo Siento on Side Two of Brankholm Brae, the stunning debut album from TwinsTown.

As you can see above, we’re only at the midpoint of Side Two on Brankholm Brae. We may have peaked too soon.

What more drama can TwinsTown’s stunning debut album offer up?

Coming soon…

Brankholm Brae, the stunning debut album from TwinsTown, offering drama all the way to the final whistle. No leaving early to beat the rush. Traipse out slowly to the Bluebell Polka with the rest of us.

Actually, a Trainspotting ending to this wee preview is probably better.

“Right, that boy got rattled, and no cunt leaves ’til I find oot whit cunt did it…”

Quick Donald, run for it!

TwinsTown’s stunning debut album Brankholm Brae is available to pre-order – link to Bandcamp

TwinsTown – Brankholm Brae. Available to pre-order now.

Early Bird Offer

Produced by Robin Wynn Evans, whose credits include Manic Street Preachers and The View, Brankholm Brae in pristine limited edition white vinyl is available to pre-order now for the early bird price of only £20. Released on Christmas Eve the full price will be £25.

Click here to buy Brankholm Brae on Bandcamp.

Thank you!

And now, the moment you’ve been waiting for, the exciting story of making the debut album continues…

Brankholm Brae Photo Story

EPISODE FOUR

Don’t Lose Your Head Again

Another studio recording day at Tpot, another break.
Harry, Mark and Wayne are relaxing.
Not for long though, it’s into the tool shed and going medieval again.
Smackay on the block today.
Beheading by saw.
The Darkness and Hornet tuning-in to the carnival of blood and horror about to ensue.
Smackay is raising an arm in protest but to no avail.
Hurry up, Harry, c’mon!
Ready, steady…
Hang on this is a whole other carnival. Camera off!
I said camera off! The joke isn’t funny anymore. Totally unacceptable. No wonder Mark is away.

The Brankholm Brae Artists

Donald and Stuart Mackay.
Stuart is getting a cuddle, and giving us the sign of peace.
Donald is enjoying a can in his Wolves T.
Stuart Mackay with a cheeky wee smile.
Mark is having a stroll in shades, Ainsley Harriott T., and leather jacket.
Bit warm for a jacket, but looking cool.
Mark Guyan, rope climbing a speciality.
Mark Guyan in a serious mood.
It’s time for a break from recording Brankholm Brae and Wayne’s enjoying a seat in the sun.
The Wasp, possibly pronounced Waasp, Wayne Robertson.
The Duke, Harry Dixon.
The less said the better.
I want you!

“We’re about writing songs, and if we don’t sing them, who will?”

Donald Mackay, A State of Mind podcast
TwinsTown’s Brankholm Brae Side One.

The Brankholm Brae Song Lyrics

WELCOME TO MY WORLD

Welcome to My World is the opening track on Brankholm Brae the stunning debut album from TwinsTown.

Welcome to My World

Intro
Look at all the faces, look at all the faces
Look at all the places, all the places

Verse 1
Welcome to my world, it would be nice to get to know you,
It would be nice to get to know me!!!
For every smile from them that’s so true
There’s a side to them you don’t see
Knowing me it’ll be something I’ve said
I’d take it back but it was all in my head
I guess I should face the vital fact
That boy ain’t ever coming back!!!

Chorus
I think”ll be quite alright if I pass them and they don’t smile
I think il be quite alright if I pass them and they don’t smile
If they don’t look me in the eyes

Instrumental
Look at all the faces, look at all the faces
Look at all the places,

Verse 2
Welcome to my world, I think I’m okay man i must be feeling brave
I just got the shakes like someone stood on my grave
I must of deserved it !!!
nobody’s perfect !!
There’s a table in hell
And I just reserved it !!!
I spy with my little eyes something beginning with lies
I spy with my little eyes something beginning with lies

Chorus

I think I’ll be quite alright if I pass them and they don’t smile
I think I’ll be quite alright if I pass them and they don’t smile
If they don’t look me in the eyes

Solo

YEAH LOOK ME IN THE EYES!

Chorus

Breakdown

WELCOME TO MY WORLD !!!

The end

Music and lyrics by Stuart and Donald Mackay

SPITFIRE

Spitfire is the second track on TwinsTown’s stunning debut album, Brankholm Brae.

Spitfire
Intro

Verse 1
Attention please I got something to say
You ain’t gonna like it so I’ll say it anyway
Open up your ears and fucking listen to me
I’m tired eh talking over you and she,
She is walking all over your dreams!!!

Chorus
Cos am a Spitfire, I’m a rocket machine
Turn of your talking when you’re talking to me
Yeah I’m a Spitfire, I’m a rocket machine so turn of your talking, turn off your talking!!!

Instrumental

Verse 2
I’ve got horsepower hidden under my jeans
So take off your clothes and take a jump on me
you’ll be cooling down baby when you’re done with me
Cos I’m burning up the sky at 200 degrees

Chorus 
I’m a spitfire, I’m a rocket machine
Turn off your talking when you’re talking to me
Yeah I’m a spitfire, I’m a rocket machine
Turn off your talking, turn off your talking

Breakdown drum and bass solo with speech from Churchill or big daddy

Chorus 
I’m a spitfire, I’m a rocket machine
Turn off your talking when you’re talking to me
Yeah I’m a spitfire, I’m a Rocket machine
Turn off your talking, turn off your talking

Instrumental

Verse 3
I spend my time shooting the breeze
And your a bit to close for comfort are you my enemy
I’m engaged for fire so try me and see
Yeah your a bit to close for comfort
This is world war 3!!!

Chorus 
I’m a spitfire, I’m a rocket machine
Turn off your talking when your talking to me
Yeah I’m a spitfire, I’m a Rocket machine
Turn off your talking, turn off your talking

Outro

SPITFIRE!!!! 

The End

Music and lyrics by Donald and Stuart Mackay

LAST ROMANCE

I’m taking the sliproad left. No walking barefoot doon The Glen for me.

Last Romance
Intro

Barefoot we were walking down the glen Like the Flintstones!!
Signing “YABA DABA DOO!!”
BAREFOOT! We were walking down the Glen Like The STONES !!!!

Verse 1
Hail stones and ecstasy dodging in and outta town
No mobile phones just you and me
No one else around !!!

Chorus
I’m still stuck on my last romance
It’s such a shame I’m not with you
I’m still stuck on my last romance
So what what’s new !!!

Verse 2
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Now I’ve got this song
fucking stuck in my head

I thought we were in love
But I guess I failed your test
Because your little miss perfect
And you know best !!!

Chorus
I’m still stuck on my last romance
It’s such a shame I’m not with you
I’m still stuck on my last romance
So what’s new

Instrumental

Middle 8th
You don’t know how it feels
You don’t know how it feels

Chorus
End

Music and lyrics by Donald and Stuart Mackay

SOMETHING NEW

Something New introduces TwinsTown’s new line up for the recording of debut album Brankholm Brae. Green light coming soon.

Something New
Intro

Verse 1
There’s not many rules I obey
When I want something new
So give me the tools to go play
Cos I want something new

Bridge
Apart from a three grand bass bill to pay
And a half a dozen IOU’s
A guitar other people would kill to play
Man I’ve got nothing to lose

Instrumental

Verse 2
I’m the man with the Masterplan
My head is full of things I want to do
I’m the man and I’ll make my stand
Just to make my dreams come true

Bridge
Apart from my guitar and my yellow MG
There’s probably nothing else you need to know about me
Apart from the fact my scalp is finally free
I’ve got nothing to lose

Instrumental

Verse 3
The Twins are back that’s a matter of fact
And they’re back with The Wasp and The Duke!!!
What you see is what you get
And what you hear man you’ll never forget

Bridge
Apart from a three grand bass bill to pay
And a half a dozen IOU’s
A guitar other people would kill to play
Man I got nothing to lose

Outro

So
Here’s to something New!!!!

The End

Music and lyrics by Donald and Stuart Mackay

JOHNNY DEPP

Johnny Depp is track 5. on Brankholm Brae, TwinsTown’s stunning debut album available to pre-order now.

Johnny Depp

Intro

Verse 1
Yesterday was not easy, I woke up with a hangover from hell
You refused to please me, if you were up for it I just couldn’t tell
So I walked out with my tail between legs
I walked home In the pouring rain, all the sexual frustration was driving me insane !!!

Chorus
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Give me one girl that I won’t forget
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Blow me away !!!

Verse 2
Why you holding back on me,
Let me keep my dignity
Try to understand that I’m a man
And I need your hand

Middle 8th
I wish you’d start seducing me
It’s a sin
The way that your using me
Is a sin
I wish you’d start seducing me
Let me in
You gotta let me in
Let me in!!!!

Instrumental: (guitar solo)
Chorus
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Give me one girl that I won’t forget
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Blow me away !!!
Chorus
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Give me one girl that I won’t forget
Blow me like you would to Johnny Depp
Blow me away !!!

THE END

Music and lyrics by Donald and Stuart Mackay

BIG HEART

Big Heart is track 6. on 12-track Brankholm Brae, the stunning debut album from TwinsTown.

Big Heart

Intro

Verse 1
You’ve got a big heart
What’s the use, it’s been nothing but heartache and abuse
You’ve got a big heart but you don’t use it
It’s been nothing but a burden and nuisance

Short Chorus
I’m pouring out my big heart
I’m pouring out my big heart
I’m pouring out My big heart
And I’m poorly now!!!

Verse 2
You’ve got a big heart, open up and let it loose
Your keeping it tighter than a knot in a noose
You’ve got a big heart but you’ve no patience your pulse has done a runner on another palpitation !!!

Full Chorus
I’m pouring out my big heart
I’m pouring out my big heart
I’m pouring out my big heart
And I’m poorly now

When I fall, I dunno if I’m falling in love
Or for her
And when I fall, when I fall am I falling !!!
I get high on a Monday, fly onto Sunday, if I try then maybe one day I’ll
Get high on a Monday, fly onto Sunday, try and maybe one day I’ll,
I’ll get by!!!

Solo

Verse 3
You’ve got a big heart open up and let it loose
Your keeping it tighter than a knot in a noose
You’ve got a big heart but you’ve no patience
Your pulse has done a runner on another Palpitation

Full Chorus

The End

Music and lyrics by Stuart and Donald Mackay
Harry Dixon on bass recording Big Heart.
Side One of Brankholm Brae.
TwinsTown’s Brankholm Brae Side Two.

Dive In

Dive In is track 7. on Brankholm Brae. Opening Side Two of TwinsTown’s debut album with a bang!

Dive In

Verse 1
Dive in into my mind to find some new people
Leaving my past behind because I don’t need another sequel

Chorus
Dive in for me I’m a shark in the water
There’s plenty more fish in the sea
For me I’m a shark In the water
There’s plenty more fish in the sea

Verse 2
Dive in into my mind to find some new people
Someone to make me feel alive
Oh when will someone like me arrive

Chorus

Instrumental

Verse 3
Dive in into my mind to find some new people
Leaving my past behind because I don’t need another sequel

Chorus


Middle 8th
To find the piece of the puzzle, it hides behind her eyes and the missing piece of the puzzle
Just look beyond the Horizon
THE HORIZON!!!!!

Chorus
Instrumental
The End

Music and lyrics by Donald and Stuart Mackay

Lo Siento

Lo Siento is track 8. on TwinsTown’s stunning debut album, Brankholm Brae.

Lo Siento


Intro

Verse 1
I’m not the worlds smartest man
She was speaking Spanish
I can’t understand
I said How do you say I’m sorry and how do you say please forgive me and she said

Chorus
Lo siento por favor perdoname
Lo siento pot favor perdoname

Verse 2
I’m not what you would call a handsome man
But you would do me for a drink on a one night stand

Bridge
You think your smarter than me
Cos I got a seven in Geography
You can take your higher maths
And count to three
While I dip your señorita in the Mediterranean Sea !!!

Chorus

Solo

Verse 3
I’m not the worlds smartest man
I’ve Never Been the worlds most smartest man
I’m not the worlds smartest man!!!
I’m Never Gona be the worlds smartest man

Bridge
So you think your smarter than me
Cos I got a seven in Geography
You can Take your higher maths
And count to three
While I dip your señorita in the Mediterranean Sea!!!

Chorus
Outro

The End

Music and lyrics by Stuart and Donald Mackay

Wrath of the Rum

Wrath of the Rum, track 9. on TwinsTown’s stunning debut album Brankholm Brae.

Wrath of the Rum
Intro

Verse 1
It’s the good and the bad
I feel cheap and I’m sad
And the ugly
I’m a creep and I’m mad
They’re all part of me
What a weekend we had
On OVD

Verse 2
It’s the wrath of the Rum
I just rattled someone
Got me under his thumb
But the battle ain’t one
He’s the Devil in me
Feel the wrath of my rum
My OVD

Chorus
Take me to the Wild Wild West
Take me to the Wild Wild West
Yeah take me to the Wild Wild West
The wild
The wild
West!!!!

Verse 3
Well well Wellwood
You think Im misunderstood
Don’t you ever say no
Now I’m pished and I’m rude
To the devil you know
I through my fist I felt good
On OVD

Verse 4
It’s the wrath of the Rum
I just rattled someone
Got me under his thumb
But the battle ain’t one
He’s the Devil in me
Feel the wrath of my rum
My OVD

Chorus
Take me to the Wild Wild West
Take me to the Wild Wild West
Yeah take me to the Wild Wild West
The wild
The wild
West!!!!

Solo

Verse 5
It’s the wrath of the Rum
I just rattled someone
Got me under his thumb
But the battle ain’t one
He’s the Devil in me
Feel the wrath of my rum
My OVD

Chorus
Take me to the Wild Wild West
Take me to the Wild Wild West
Yeah take me to the Wild Wild West
The wild
The wild
West!!!!

The End

Music and lyrics by Donald and Stuart Mackay

The Album

TwinsTown’s Brankholm Brae in pristine vinyl is available to pre-order.
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